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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2007|09:48 pm]
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Ferrari and her Boobies are Ready for Halloween
If she comes to my door, she can expect a big penis-like treat straight in the mouth.
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2007|09:24 pm]
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Are you as hardcore?
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My Poem: Fasthood=Hurt [Jul. 28th, 2007|09:54 pm]
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I wrote this after watching MCR (My Chemical Romance for all you non emos). His facial expessions are just...wow, he really means what he is saying.

I call it; Fastfood = Hurt

Darkness sets like squeezed shut eyes

Sadness, like when the man forgets my curly fries

Comes back with onions and special sauce.

I wear this pain like a tortured man on his cross.


The milkshake is vanilla not mocha, man!

I start to cry into my black nailed hands.

Is it so hard to get the order right?

I want my shake like my face that is pale and white.


Kill me now, as I pull away

$9.28 was the price of my dismay.
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2007|09:47 pm]
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I am in tears. I had to share.
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True or False [Jul. 28th, 2007|09:44 pm]
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True or false?
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ATTENTION [Jul. 22nd, 2007|09:48 pm]
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Australia's Most Popular Game Show: Guess the Gender [Oct. 18th, 2006|10:50 pm]
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Poll #847736 Australia's Favorite Game Show: Guess the Gender

What is the person's kneeling gender?

Male
5(62.5%)
Female
1(12.5%)
Both
2(25.0%)
Unsure
0(0.0%)



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a hedgehog...are you serious? [Sep. 22nd, 2006|02:03 pm]
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A MAN needed emergency surgery after having sex with a hedgehog on his witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says he was told it would cure his premature ejaculation. It was not reported whether the measure was effective, but he ended up in an operating theatre having several spines removed.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter."
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RAVING CONAN...ZOMG [Sep. 21st, 2006|02:15 pm]
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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2006|02:04 pm]
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Although I am not American this just made me absolutely sick. It's religious ass clowns like this that makes me shun away religion.


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